• Housebreaking Infection in Govanhill

    Nicola Sturgeon has been informed by Police Scotland that a chronic infection of housebreaking has invaded her Govanhill constituency and that it is a bigĀ  problem knowing exactly how to control it. Police Scotland say they have around 1,000 closes in the area to protect and a million in one chance of catching the infectious… Continue Reading

  • Giants of Evil in Govanhill

    As news broke that primary schools in Nicola Sturgeon’s Govanhill constituency continue to be plagued by infestations of bedbugs and cockroaches, The First Minister responded with shocked surprise and vowed that more must be done to treat the pests. Ms. Sturgeon said ‘It is vital that the authorities continue to take a proactive and preventative… Continue Reading